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Kuko vepe wadhii na warembo.....Masilence tu ndo zangu uku...msijali kijana ni kaa amerudi. Niliwagaa nikitembea tembea planet blogos kama kawaida ndo nikacheki cheki kuna haja ya kujirudisha uwanjani bannnaaaaa!!! Kuna kiangazi! Hehehe!
I don't if you ever...Izi mambo za kingoso ngoso on mia reinitiation...So kuna updates za paka...Nimepata ma-addition kwa fammo yangu ya paka...Ma subtraction kwa famo yangu, :( lala fit switness...
So now am just going to say something real fast. Death brings some considerable amount of clarity to the ones left behind, Arghhh!! I still can't say something serious withouttaking a detour as soon as I start...Anyways am distracted, am watching antz...
Last week niliwaga naenda tao saa moja. Saa tuliwaga kwa izi matt za esKpirience...zenye zimeona roadi mzuri...Saa iliwaga mimi na ka mthama flani (nadhani aliwaga akienda job ama kitu kaa io, aliwaga na zile bag za nguvano..) alafu mlevi flani...Saa rafta si akaanza kuitisha mkwanja, matha akatoa yake, mi yangu...alafu boyz wetu...heheh!! Amelala...Saa condi anajaribu kumwamsha...inablanda...anajaribu, hadi nanii wetu akaamka, "Tumefika?" ...."We leta pesa!!" amechapiwa scope ingine olympic class na condi, so anyway jamaa wetu nikacheki ameinama akatoa njumu, harufu tee...ndani ya sokiso ndo alitoa note ya rwabe...mannn condi aliiangalia, ju fare iliwaga mbao akasare tu...
Man nilicheka io usiku...
We acha niende...Keki flani zimeningoja.

Trutap

I am testing this phone blogging thing. And well i think its neat. Am taking my affair with blogger to 4th base. I saw this app on getjar and it grabbed my attention. Trutap.
Back to school blues for me meanwhile.
I used to love her

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For Cheri...

Trapped in this matrix feeling like am in a locked box, with this small window affording me a minimal but yet picturesque-enough view to the vibrant world out there, going on with no inkling of a clue that I exist...This version of me at least. And Lauryn Hill isn't helping either,
“Come on baby light my fire...Everything you drive is so tired, Music is supposed to inspire..
So How come we ain't gettin'no higher” ~Superstar, Mis-Education of Ms. Hill~
So anyways I need to find my “Brrrrrh” before I “Brrrrh” right out of this currently barren existence. Something revolutionary, something errrrr...Out of the Box..Heheh!! Likes of Tibet and Cosovo, I needs to gets my liberation on-from this lethargic excuse of a mental presence.
Soothing sonnets of sorrow so mellow, stroking my stuffed...You see what am talking about!! I NEED TO DETOX!! And fast! I guess this is as opportune an avenue as any to stage my claustrophobe blues.
Away from the glare of my people's ears...Away from people's skeptical gazes, and clever deductions. In this dark bunker, I will work it all out. Without their help, your's too. Normally I don't do this, I just get my monologue on and after a session with Dr. Phil a la Bantu, am usually all giddy and back to my usual self. But today is different, I feel this void growing and encroaching on almost every faculty of my usually not so bad thinking thing(ie). The dark horizon is looming ever so closer with sinister speed, and the scary thought of what next is all my mind has been delicately trying to sass out, of late. Late, it is late indeed, too late for procrastination, it is here and it is staring me dead wrong in the face...And it won't badge until I've applied my bongo bongo in producing a proper predisposition to elaborately do away with it. So here in the confines of mine ranting-dome, I will strip right down to my birthday swim suit and reveal...My mathe is stylish like that, amphibian-man. “The Voodoo she doo” Hihih!! Ok. Train of thought seriously getting derailed. Like I was saying, reveal the source of this melancholic rave.
Or not.
On a totally different note, KTN should know that having a weather gal is very important for wholesome enjoyment of evening news, this business of switching to KBC (First its on a very weird channel on my remote-68, then they conclude their news earlier than the other networks... i.e. NTV and KTN usually that time mine eyes are usually fixated solidly or should I say stolidly, hehe! on some Business News Damsel's legs n all, on either of the latter networks but with an inclination to a particular one of them, anyway it makes catching Ms. Pauline Masese a slight problem) for their very informative weather report, LOL!! What with the satellite images, the detailed weather report, the peace and development messages...They even quote the source of their info!! We...I mean I surely need something like that on KTN...
Keep up the good work Ms. Masese, You've kept me captivated for quite some time now.

Yeah the disillusionment is setting in very elegantly. It really is scary to not know that you don't know but at least there is bliss in ignorance, now when you know you don't know the equation takes on new variables and its balance is put under review because now angst is all you'll know. Big stupid tumultous thoughts will become I.D.P.s in yours oblongata and the torture begins.

Papa Shirandula has properly earned its niche in my wall of Kenyan Productions Hall of Famers...Right there with akina Tahamaki and Tahidi High...Wilperforce Shirrrrrantula ni mtetli(m-deadli) fingine pwana!! Aiiii!!!
Now I've been inauspiciously tagged and the way am an open book. By now everybody has done the tag so am the exception to the rule(s?).
1. I think I need glasses I recently noticed that I waas struggling to read that ninii I was reading.
2. I stopped sleeping...nude when a female relation of mine took drastic measures (pulled away my beddings) in the name of jolting me from the world of magegania, needless to say she saw magegania herself. Now I go to bed over dressed like those US soldiers in eye-raq with the chilling image of her reac....Ok. When I say chilling I don't mean...aaaah Shindwe-ni!! Heheh!!
3. I be geek; albeit in a non-geeky mtaa way.
4. I can't do a tag with out stating that I'm scared pantless of roaches.
5. I can't for the love of ingokho slaughter a chicken so you can imagine my predicament this easter.
6. If I could be any animal I wanted, I wouldn't. I would rather be an insect...or better yet an arachnid yes, complete with venom and all the stops...pincers, claws et cetera, perhaps a scorpion, those things inspire fear. But that compound eye thing really rocks, so yeah I wouldn't mind being a bee.
7. Please allow me to do another “If”... like you have choice. If Bantutu was the first man and I was told to name everything, I would have called roaches some exotic Swahili word...like Ughaibuni alafu si the Bible could be colourful ati Bantutu and Eve?
8. For number eight how about some graphic evidence.

May the force be upon you, or is it with you?
944.

Kwetu

Niaje WaKenya...na pia wale si waKenya,mko vepeee!!. Waaaah!!

Io ni mimi nikipumua juu yenyewe niliwaga nimefungia mafikra mia kadhaa hadi saa izi. Lakini acha tucheki Morgan Anan ama ni Koffi Freeman...kaa ataeza kutandika io bandage vifiti mathaland iache ku-bleed.

Ii valentino(yani si I'd written this kitambo, thanks for noting) sijui RED ilikuwa colour ya ma-lové ama ni ile damu iliwaga imemwagika, kitu najua upendo iko. Kaa venye mi nawapenda.....nyo..nyote

Nakumbuka ii noma saa zenye ilianza ilibidi nimekwenda kusukuma mawiki na kuzo yangu uko Umo. Saa kitu ilinishaga na io time ni venye tuliwaga tunasota kishenzi. Alafu unajua tubidhaa bidhaa tuliwaga tumepandanga bei. Ati airtime ya chwani 70/- Maziwa 50...fyanje!!...na bei zingine apo funni funni. Saa si mambo zilizuka kitu Sunday ivi...io Wednesday asubuhi ivi, tuliwaga tumebakisha ka40 bob pekee. Kuzo hufwaka. Iliwagga imefika point ingine dezine hangengoja, kiu ilikuwa imetach baze wazimu. Saa juu iliwaga ile coin ya 40 bob na ni mi niliwaga nayo, jamaa akanikamia kuniskizisha ati nimkanje akanunue “bre?-breko” (Heheh!!)...tu-mahamri ivi ivi. Mi niliwaga najua ujanja yake kwa ivo nikamwambia nitaenda kununua mi mwenyewe. Jamaa kuona hatoboi kuni-convince ni mpatie ile 40, akaamua ataniwai push hadi kwa duka....Man! Si tulikutanga maduka karibu zote around io area zimetingwa, zingine zimefanyiwa 'ukarabati'. Lakini matha mwenye aliwaga akipika tule tumahamri...aliwaga amefungua. Kwenda kununua mahamri anatwambia sijui ati 12 bob, samthing tulikuwa tuki-buy ngovo...Asi! Saa mi nafanya thafu kwa kichwa venye tutamanga breko na nifike mtaani kuangalia kaa naeza sakanya ka-mkwanja mdogo ata kaa ni ya siku mbili...Napata maDeficit tu...kuzo akauliza yule mthama kaa aliwaga amebakisha fwaka/fegi. Saa mi nikamwangalia nashindwa nimwabie nini...Mathe akamwambia ziko. Kuskia ivo..

Kuzo(K): Aaah We! Mi ninunulie Safari tatu na Big G...staki ma-amri...

Mimi: Kwani leo unavuta Safari?

Aliwaga akivuta SuperMatch.

K: Kaa utanunua Emba sina tabu.

Mimi: We kwanza acha nifikirie...

K: Unafikiria nini?! Si ni ndeki(10) tu!!

Mimi: We unajua bado nafika mtaani leo?

K: We du ivi, mpatie io kinde, Tutafikiria risto yako badae...

Mimi: Tutafikiria nini mdosi, we unajua nina 40-bob!!

K: Mama Mtunga Safari unauza ngapi?

Mathe: Tatu shilingi nne...

Mimi:Aki ya nani na venye nina njaa! Mathe si utupatie ma-amri tutakulipa leo jioni...

Mathe akatingisha kichwa...

K: Wee Kaa unanjaa utapika sembe kejani...ninunulie feggi bana!!

Saa ii huskii nikatoa ile 40 bob nikaambia yule mathe anipatie mahamri mbili...(Za uyu Mathe, ukidishi mbili nikaa nne za kawaida). Ukweli ni; kuzo huwaga hapiki, io unga ya sembe ni mi niliwaga nimeletanga...na iliwaga karibu kuisha.

K: Na uongeze feggi mbili basi...

Yule matha kumbe aliwaga na dezine zake ulterior kwa interior yake...Akachukua ile 40 bob...alafu afta kuiweka akaniambia ati Domi(Kuzo) aliwaga na deni yake ya feggi ya 30 bob. Matha akapatia Domi Safari mbili...Saa ii mi nimeshtuka ata sikuleta tafash...Domi kimechapanga kiSmilo stupid tu...Mama Mtunga akanirudishia 7 bob...Nikamwambia anipatie ma-gum io shilingi saba...Io day nilikulanga ma-gum breko. Alafu mabadae nikachapanga guu ingine Olympic class...toka Umo hadi mtaani (Hukoooo...Hehehe!!), through Buru, Jerri na Marish.

Mafikra, ngumu kama kupokonywa ubikra-Sewer

Wacha ata mimi ni niseme venye nimechukianga awa wanasaisa, WOTE!! Wote ni maNgamia bila mikia. Ata io ni sifa..Aki ya nani awa mafisi hawataki kuacha kutunyad pande zote...Ata saa ii wanazidi kuleta sheshe kwa izi ma-talks za Anan badala ya kufikiria venye watapata majibu, na ma-resolution ili wathii watulie angalua mdogo...ma-arrow ziache ku-fly, Ma-freesk waache ma-massacre na umati itulie in general. Niliskianga msomi flani akisema ati ii ni vita ya social Justice...mi nilionanga iyo ikiwa ukweli kiPlani...Lakini mi si msomi kwa ivo sitabonga juu ya mafikra za wengine.

I once watched this Indian movie...how fast can you say “Bolly is Big”, thing about it was there was an offal (<<--Io spelling maze!!) lot of razor blades in that movie...one scene; a guy's (protagonist I think, me memory needs an upgrade) jaw is forcefully held open by this sweaty guy...I remember because he(the sweaty one) kept losing his grip on our guy's chin...aniwei the Otero (Bad Guy) skillfully goes ahead to slit the corners of his (the one held) mouth with the Nasset blade he has in his hand. Now the sweaty bugger loses his grip again and our guy, understandably feeling like the trio in the fiery furnace, jerks his head again from the agony and the blade slices further into his cheek.....Rrrrrrya!!!! Ama its Shweee!...Ok. I think the ideal sound is Shwaaa!! I'm not sure whats more unsettling...that the blade was Nasset or ammm that the guy's smile had been enlarged somewhat, in the crudest of ways. I just hate Razor blades from that time...especially the Nasset kind(red).

So...aah..shaving cream...Hihihihhihi!!! Ok. I can't go on...I'm laughing too hard...Ati shaving cream...Modo ukiongea wewe!! Hihihihih!!!

Ombea Kenya...scratch that Ombea Wakenya..

Inaonekana wewe ni mutu ya gufu kama umemalisa kusoma hii...

Wacha Ikamm...

Remember that legendary 'S' kubwa with a -tart and -top juu then chini respectively (Yes I still encounter those), the eerie silence, the panic, tension, anticipation and all 'em other thick emotions associated with exams? Well I'll have a series of those coming in a couple hundred hours. Whats that they say about being a student and relating it with a full time job? Yeah, I affirm that anecdote 101%, am going out of my head with with some-emotion-I-haven't-gotten-a-word-for-yet because I have work up to there...and then some more. Really this whole exam thing is just screwed up...the education system is a bunch of people with trust issues. The wanafunzis don't trust their mwalimu because they are not really sure how don't-even-get-me-started with those integrals factor into their lives thereafter, and if you're planning on giving me that everything-you-learn-is-important speech, please save it for when my scholastic mood isn't on edge. And the T.A.'s don't trust that the students are interested in what they are raving about, hence statements like: “There will be a C.A.T. next week, I want all the assignments (6) handed in by noon tomorrow...and I hope you've not neglected your projects because today I'm collecting the proposals..” are not scarce.
Well exams tend to have this effect on me, for the most part I find them, annoying, unnecessary, stress-inducing, time-consuming, energy-expending, inconvenient, bad-with a few sprinklings of good, discriminative, primitive, vengeful (the T.A.'s showing you they can make your life miserable), but perhaps the opinion I hold most important is they are...that right there is me trying to transition and find some good in them...won't happen! They are like getting on a treadmill with stilettos, like ugali with too much water, like your first audition (I once auditioned for...ammm I'd rather not say, it wasn't pretty), like public sanitation, like roaches, like that time you decided to wear white and it rained and that lancer chose to ignore all matters etiquette and your clothes transformed to canvas-that time you're in tao.
Lakini hamna noma.

Crap!! I need to sleep!! Today I will tell him...
I will tell him to keep it down (a lot of good that'll do), he screams louder than his nanii, for crying out loud!!
It keeps me awake....
With me, myself and my thoughts...

They just walked in...

She gave me sunshine for every drop of rain, pain dissolved in the warmth of her embrace.... Shhhhhhhhh.....she's gone now.

The Bleeeuws

Na mnajua ugonjwa ya kukosa cha kusema uko na wengi kwa ivvo si ati ii ni post ina magurudumu...
Aniway I'm really getting tired of geussing what people (read person) think...just be direct fi cryin out loud!! "I don't want to go today I'm tired...." Alafu unanijamia kaa Norman Nyaga [hehehe!! Mnakumbuka akinyang'anyana MiC ile rally alimezeshewa] na kumezeshewa inamaana kuwa aliletewa noma....Back to school y'all.
Ka-pussi kako fit!! Yani niliendanga mtaani last week and that cat has grown big!!! Her coat...black and white....is looking look-at-able kabisa!!
Za pussi zimeziddi...
Errrrrmmm....kichwa nimesugua yani....Aaaaaah!!! Cmoon niko ICU ya mafikra juu na(m)waza, kwa ivo usitie shaka.....

Kwani4 rocks!!....or so I've heard....please pretty please Wacha niisome before this month ends...Are you listening? You who should organise some mikakati, to arrange that I am arranged in the plan of reading it?
Bana acha nijikate.

-versary

I actually twangaad 1 jchear on Blogos land and din't even commemorate it. Well Maskan iko ivvi eh...Belated -versary!! Na usidai ati haushikanishio kilami...siku izi wadhii walistrike kusoma kikwetu, kwa ivvo tunakwenda pole pole tu au vepe? So I'll try to keep this short and shorter still. Over the last year I have come to know, fellowsh....Ok.!! There's something seriously wrong with how that sentence was proceeding. "Take two" Nimejua, nikabonga na, hadi nikacheki baadhi yenu...Na juu sina ithaa sita wataja majina juu mnaji(ni)jua. Kwa ivvo ii iliwagga kusema shukran...
I want to announce that from heare henceforth I promise to unfalteringly stand true to my.....Heheheeheh!!!! I had you there ama? "Look at you!! All expectant and ishh!! Hahahaha!!"
Alafu niwaulize...Whats the standard reaction when you meet....naaah!! Scratch that!! Ahsanteni tena nyi wote...Alafu si there's a way I'm feeling like Jonah after coming out of the whale's belly...
"Bantu!!! Alluding to zee Bibilia...Hmmmm..." Haiya ninajiupgrade, umeni vako tu, mtajikuta hamna lips...Badae.